Ladies and gentlemen, there is a new epidemic sweeping the nation known as...the Christian Hipster. For those of you not aware, a Hipster is a twenty something skinny jean wearing, coffee drinking, and knit cap wearing man or woman. Please do not confuse them with Emos. They recycle and enjoy listening to The Decemberists and sometimes Vampire Weekend.
The Christian Hipster is different because he wears skinny jeans for the Lord and comes off as this really attractive sweet young guy who happens to play guitar on top of his aspirations to be a youth pastor.
Christian Hipsters appeal to teen girls because they are the men teen girls want to date/end up with and they teach teen guys how to behave. Christian Hipsters come from all denominations but always fall into my favorite category of...WASP.
Please BEWARE of their false charm seeing as how they have a lot to say with very little follow through. That is all.
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